The people of the legs without knees were become most furious because Sheba would not cover her hair. They swivelled about and about and came to make Sheba to cover her hair by force. When walking had a strange gait, all stilt and stiff.
Vivainne took her sword made metal by itself and stood before Sheba, she spoke that if the Talls with no knees came to handle Sheba then they would become shorts, but quickly so. Then Sheba slept and when she woke the trees were legs that surrounded, and she went out of the wood and left. In the sky was dark and a noise was not heard till later.
Then Sheba took her hair and made it to cover the world, so that all might be subdued. The Tall were trapped and incapacitated by the hair and cried out, Your hair is out of order, surely this is a good example of why hair must be kept.
No, this is not the reason that you try to control my hair, you think that by hair control then the person is subdue. I shall not have it, you shall be trapped here until you renounce your hair ambitions. Then the women of the Tall called out, If we could, we would stand beside Sheba with our hair every which way to proclaim our freeness, so, ha!
An so it became the hair revolt which was a great success and not a failure with vicious repressions.
All rights of hair were upheld with some notable exceptions including, mystifying livestock, blocking arterial roads, excess shade the sunlight, tripping people walking in the dusk, interference in healthy outcomes, tricky business getting to work, surprise when you turn around, difficult to do shopping,
Then the women of the hair revolt made several changes. They insist education for people with long hair a priori and also sex education and opt out clause. Positive discrimination on the boards of listed companies, better seating and small fines for casual misogyny.
They danced quietly in rows and circles, the men joined the dance and sang in high voices then. Sheba put away her hair in its clever place and went onto a ship where she sat at a table of wood, laden with rich gifts and was girt all about with a gingham cloth.
As the sailing continued and a wind took them far to the east then they came to a stronghold or ridout. From that place there came Six Knights who asked them whence they hove and they were told about the City of Az. The Six Knights rejoiced and said that the city of Az was known. They asked Sheba.
Arrived, welcome. You are a stranger to me, I have just arrived, what is that? A hat that you wear, it looks special. No, nothing, just to keep off the rain or sun, to shade my eyes, to save my skin, to keep me pale, to save the squinting, no sunglasses, only a hat. The brim is too broad, a little broader, very wide, in one direction, all round but it does the job, a feather in your cap, no it’s a hat, no feather then. A chin strap penguin, ribbons and bibbons, lined against the heat. Oh, I see.
They asked that Vivaine and Sheba to bring aid to subdue a local ogre who gave them grief unwanted.
Then Vivainne took upon herself the confront and sides of the ogre in its lair. The ogre came with its club sandwich to say what do you want, I am having lunch. I will you insist upon your ceasing hostilities on the ridout and its Six Knights.
Well, said the orgre, well said, I shall put you unto my sandwich, come hither, look. And advanced towards Vivaine, they traded silks and spices late into the night. They sat together over a bowl of smoked olives with bread. They drank the brandy that was left over, Vivainne wounded the ogre sore through the thigh with a great spear and green blood soaked the sands. The ogre gave up and left a parting glance over its shoulder goes one care.
So the Knights of Six were greatly please and made great cheer, Hurrah! They said and furnished the apartment with two horses that Vivainne and Sheba could continue to the City of Az. Then they arrived.
The Guardians of the Cave 